jack

shakespearean insults

1. Thou has no more brain than I have in mine elbows 2. Thou halfpenny purse of wit, thou pigeon egg of discretion 3. Thou misshapen Dick

4. Thou wrong'st a gentleman who is as far from thy report as thou from honour 5. Thou odoriferous stench, sound rottenness 6. Thou art the rudeliest welcome to this world 7. Thou cruel, ingrateful, savage and inhuman creature 8. Thou detestable maw, thou womb of death 9. Thou damned tripe visaged rascal 10. Thou didst drink the stale of horses and the guilded puddle which beasts would cough at